Man, reading newspaper, to wife: “I’m all for lowering the voting age. Then the kids can’t blame
everything on us!”
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Reamer Reller, Cartoons of the month
Watching rain through window, one weather-bureau employ to another: “We needed this. We’ve
been predicting it for a week.”
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Busino, King Features
One youngster to another as they watch man hammering nails: “Just wait’ll he hits finger. Then
we’ll hear some shoptalk.”
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J. Whiting, General Features Corp
Wife explaining vegetable dish to scowling husband: “that yellow scum on top happens, to be
Hollandaise sauce!”
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Graham in Punch, England
One girl in low-cut dress to another at military ball: “Don’t dance with the general – his medals
are cold.”
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La Domenica del Corriere, Italy
Matron, looking up from her reading, to husband: “Just one I’d like to see an article on
retirement that say’s it’s all right to sit around an enjoy it.”
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Franklin Folger, Publishers – Hall Syndicate
One teen - anger to another: “I don’t know what’s getting into parents these days. My dad put on
another demonstration when I got home last night!”
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Cathy Jaochim, Cartoons of the month
Woman to departing husband: “You forgot to absentmindedly peck me good-by.”
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H. Martin in good Housekeeping
Father to lazy son: “When I was seven, Lindbergh crossed the ocean. What have you
accomplished?”
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Stamaty in Scouting
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